Pablo Escopewp Copywriting Secrets
Pablo Escopewp Copywriting Secrets
Remember the “Great Poo Dash” of 2020?
Every roll of toilet paper wiped clean off the shelf!
The pandemic set off explosive fear to Americans… don’t dare trust a fart!
Also known as DISASTER PANTS!
Imagine yourself on edge with explosive diarrhea. Running around covering your bunghole.
Darting into the woods… never seen again
*At local bar*
“Have you seen Arnold? Poor ol’ guy trusted a fart and had disaster pants. Haven’t seen him since.”
Sweet baby Jesus.
Many shoppers left the store hunting for a hidden stash of poo paper. Suddenly your mother turned from normal to the notorious toilet paper dealer… Pablo Escopewp.
It’s apparent – The pandemic triggered FOMO (fear of missing out.)
Do you want customers running to you with credit card in hand?
Spice up your copywriting with a nice load of FOMO.
Your readers love a good cat and mouse game.
You see, most people don’t do interesting things and meet interesting people.
But they do want to feel hot and bothered by reading your exciting product or service!
They desperately want to end the day with a BIG smile as their head hits the pillow.
They want to win!
They want to get their piece of the pie before anyone else!
Practice FOMO. Get paid. Crush the day.
