The Hoochies Are Slapping The SmackDown

In 2017, I started a blog to bring in everyone…

…even the hoochies!

Sadly, the hoochies put the smackdown on my parade, before they even knew what I was pitching!

And when I say hoochies, I’m talking about the complainers and haters.

Facebook, Google+, Twitter, Pinterest, and Tumblr was my way of the warrior.

I thought I could conquer it with a flag on the hill.

Hell no!

Hoochies are freaking smart!

And my copy wasn’t worth crap (because I didn’t know how to write copy) and my offers were a joke!

No offense to my affiliate marketers.

Ahem..affiliate marketers: Get serious and do your research.

There are too many marketers grabbing whatever shake or pill, and pitching it with no pizazz!

It takes a sprinkle of personality and attitude to get to the sale!

Dan Kennedy once wrote in his classic marketing newsletters, that “everyone isn’t selling anymore. You have to be serious and be forward with your sales process.”

I’m paraphrasing for Dan, but you get it.

The man knew marketing like no other!

So take a lesson from Dan and the hoochies.

Because your audience cannot be played anymore.

Get going!