Discover 1 Fast Way To Get Your Mojo Back And Set Your Copywriting Skills In Front Of “PHAT N’ HUNGRY” Businesses & Clients… Stop The Rat Race For Another Gig… And Get More Days Off In 1/2 The Time…
Freelance Copywriting Is ONLY Working For 10% Of Copywriters, While The Rest Are Fighting For The “Crumbs” Gig…
I’m here to help you NEVER worry about getting new clients!
Bold statement coming from a guy that isn’t a freelance copywriter anymore.
I freelanced for ONLY a handful of years.
Yep, I hung up the coat for now…
And went into helping freelance copywriters neck-deep in “no gig” mud.
I’m not worried about badges or proving “I’ve been in the game for decades and have a billion bucks from my control ads!”
During a depressing walk at the park, I said to myself, “Self… I see a big problem for myself and other freelancers. Maybe it’s time to take the position that my younger freelance journey would have wanted. No longer am I going to worship other people’s thoughts of me. This is a big problem, and I’m going to help solve it!“
So many tactics had me running in circles…
•I always thought I had to write faster and be more clever in my social media content to get gigs.
•Should I start thinking about a corporate copywriting job, resume, blog, and spiffy-designed writing samples.
•Should I start going back to Upwork for low fees?
Whether you’ve already done some paid writing or you’re starting with day one, attracting copywriting clients has nothing to do with your writing skills.
You don’t have to be clever, write faster, or wear Rayban sunglasses, bursting on the scene as a hotshot copywriter.
None of that stuff matters…
What matters is being stuffed full of work that you have to start rejecting clients.
That’s a good problem to have in a bloody sea of copywriters on Linkedin, Twitter, and Fartbook.
It’s time for you to start charging fees 4x and more than the norm…
Hired gun status on autopilot…
It’s time to get rid of the grunt work and stop the worry about not having enough credentials like a guru.
You’ll cry in your office while dealing with clients that run your nervous system into a brick wall.
ALL freelancers know the predictable conversation: “This sucks. Suck it up for now… Take the gig.”
Dear Freelancer Writer,
Is your hair falling out?
Do you have an ulcer?
Have you ever had a sweaty pillow and stared into the ceiling for endless hours.
Many times I’ve had to talk my way out of “something” and avoid a black hole of doom!
Don’t turn into a bloody hyena, hunting any gig that comes to your eyeballs…
Before you know it, you’ll take any gig to get by and burn out!
I don’t want you going down the dark road of freelance despair…
Take a deep breath…
I have a tasty treat for you.
This letter to you will give you a new sword to fight fast in the swamp of freelance copywriting gigs!
Start with scrapping pennies and racing into the void…
Not so long ago…
Opening up the refrigerator. Saying to myself “I have enough eggs for this week.”
My stomach turned into a sour knot…
An hour later thinking, “Well… at least I have days off.”
Complete bullsh*t. I have ZERO DAYS OFF.
I’ll climb into a hole and rot…
But I can’t…
The race is on.
Bills need to be paid.
Food needs on the table.
My wife needs to know things are going “good.”
To add to this toilet bowl of poop and pee mixed together…
My other copywriter cronies are taking away my opportunities and money!
What the hell am I gonna do next?
I brainwashed myself and my soul is drowning in failure, bills are crunching, and I can’t show my face to my wife.
“If I keep this up, I end up having to sell the TV. Start coupon clipping and prep for doomsday.”
Do you have freelance copywriter horror stories too?
It’s deadly.
I’m not kidding around.
THIS IS DEADLY.
I know a few writers who hit the deep end, (substance abuse) and depressed their entire life into dust because they couldn’t manage to keep steady work.
Freelance copywriters are butterflies in a hurricane!
And then it hit me like a punch to the nuts… NOBODY TALKS ABOUT THE BROKE FREELANCE COPYWRITERS!
I hate to say this… but every biz, including copywriting, mimics MLM.
Very few are making a GREAT LIVING, while the “downline” is scrapping for pennies, ideas, tactics, and online traffic.
Top copywriters won’t tell you that because most of them are “inside the bottle but can’t see the label” perspective.
You’ll run into a freelance copywriter buying ANOTHER course to write faster.
Then start using Canva to become a designer.
Then start a “coding” program.
500 pounds of overwhelm!
Try lifting the weight of confusion off your chest. Bone crunching pain!
Crushing your spirit, bank account, and networking skills.
Little secret: This is how imposter syndrome sneaks into your skull…
Freelance copywriters think they need to spice up and be the most clever copywriter on the block…
NOOOOOO!
You start adding another Jenga block to the tipping tower of terror!
How about a blog?
How about TikTok?
How about Instagram Reels?
Keep guzzling down more tactics, you’ll be bloated with confusion and fear!
You are a copywriter, dammit!
Your main mission is to write words and get paid! That’s it!
The thing is, a desperate freelance copywriter reaches for the wallet, (secretly gets a dope fix from buying a new writing course) to become a faster, more clever copywriter… and gets overwhelmed by all the books, PDFs, and a GIGANTIC hour-long video library that takes weeks to complete. Frustrated and throws it in the tomb of other courses and books…
Are you struggling for gigs, food, respect, and cash?
We are going into it…
But first, a tiny story.
In April of 2006, I became a top surface coal miner. 23 years old and full piss and optimism.
1-hour commute to work.
12-hour shift.
1 hour back (sometimes longer during a snowstorm).
I bust my ass and soul working in a coal pit with NO PLUMBING.
Try eating a lukewarm turkey sandwich at 5 p.m. while your fingers are caked in coal dust and piss!
Life kicked my ass during that 13-year career.
But it took one spooky night to change it all for me.
“Mayday Mayday Mayday, MAN DOWN!!!!”
I could hear screaming before they cut off the radio transmission.
We have word that a fellow miner needs medical help right now.
2 hours later…
My guts are in a pretzel!
The word going around is a fatality.
And my worst fear unfolds!
A fatality of a co-worker is the WORST feeling.
He comes out here to provide for his family that he will never see again.
This is the final kicker for me.
But it wasn’t.
The real kicker was when the head honcho told us to show up to work for the next shift.
My jaw dropped to the floor.
I get it. The show must go on.
But this event quakes my soul…
This one and done life. All the hard work. The family. The money.
We, freelancer copywriters, break into rashes when we think about corporate jobs.
This is why you are a freelance copywriter.
To use your precious time and energy to do the things you love!
But freelance copywriters have days off with NO DAYS OFF!
How can tiny copywriters take on Gig Goliath in record time?
I’m here to give it all to you.
The bow and arrow strategy.
Line up your target and pull…
Straight-up target practice!
No tactics. No hacks. No Fluffy Click Baity BS.
You don’t even need me or another guru. You got this figured out!
You know the path…
Do you know how I know?
Because you are you.
You are not the name your parents gave you or your Linkedin bio title.
You are a meat suit balloon with chemicals…
Full of experiences, knowledge, and wisdom.
And you figured out how to drive, read, build a family, rent an apartment, set up a home computer, and become a good freelance copywriter!
Don’t believe me?
Imagine this…
Let’s say this is MY first day of freelance copywriting. I have no experience. I haven’t bought many freelance courses. I didn’t go to college. Just a dusty old coal miner! Nothing to show for…
Could you help me learn a few things about copywriting????
I bet you could.
You see, you don’t have to be the fastest or most clever copywriter.
You just have to know a few steps more than me.
You start bringing your helpful spirit and rock star attitude…
… Automatically, you are the guru! You are a mentor! You are the WIZARD! In my eyes, you are my leader!
I heard Legendary Marketer, Dan Kennedy say, “Everyone is a baby looking to plug in their umbilical cord to someone.“
Come on, man.
You’re past the stage of boobie feeding and trying to figure out how to get clients hunting you down for your services!
It’s your job now to get serious.
More serious than ever.
More serious than last week!
It’s all about the way you think of your position in a market of crowded freelance copywriters.
Right now is the best time to get clear, get known, and get paid!
That’s it!
What’s stopping you?
Do you need a badge or certificate to prove you are a copywriter?
Look up my favorite copywriter of all time — Legendary Kick-Ass Copywriter, John Carlton.
John is living proof that you don’t need to wait or dumb yourself down as a no-good copywriter that can’t land gigs.
BREAKING NEWS: We all had a DAY 1.
Think about your 1st days in life.
Did you read Shakespear like a champ from day 1?
Did you know how to write “buckets of cash flow” supplement advertisements from day 1?
Try out my past for example, “Arnold, did you know how to drive a 240-ton coal truck from day 1?”
A BIG PUDGY NO!
Let’s break the seal to pickle jar called “I’ll settle for Upwork.”
If I roll my chair to my desk and type in “Copywriter” in the Google search bar… will your name be at the top?
That’s a JUICY CLUE to freedom.
Not being FOUND is a BLESSING!
Why?
It’s a BIG signal to your change your position as a freelance copywriter, ghostwriter, and coach.
My dear freelancer, it’s not your copy skills that need a brush-up.
It’s your positioning!
If your Linkedin Bio says “Copywriter & Content Writer”…
You are telling Linkedin (or any social platform) and the client to think, “COMMODITY!”
You are just another can of corn at Walmart.
No clarity. No specificity. No urgency!
You gotta work the system.
You start by getting clear without hesitation.
How can you get clear in record time?
Maybe buy another book and course loaded with hours of video (who has time for that?)
Or…
Borrow bandwidth from a guy that’s been in the fire too (like me.)
I’ve banged my head against the wall, pushed bills too far in the red, and had to cry for help before total destruction!
Think of it this way…
I log into the popular freelance writer course…
Only to see a ballizion videos to watch.
Another hard month of caffeine and late-night tactics…
I can still remember my pillow soaking in sweat.
In my experience, I lose my spark.
I fall off the wagon hitting face first.
Embarrassed to network and stare at the wall for hours.
Ass beating after ass beating.
Good news tho…
It all turned into an amazing process of new friends, clients, and cash after taking my position with a clear direction and USP (Unique Selling Proposition).
You see, I needed a swift kick to the ego and had to go through the fire.
I can look you straight in the eye and say, “FREELANCE COPYWRITING TOOK ME DOWN!”
Hard times create hard minds.
It all changed when I started giving out 1-on-1 coaching about UPS, taking sour clients, (who secretly want control of everything), and cash flow problems with the freelance life.
In lightspeed, I stapled my ego to the floor and network my butt off to help frustrated freelance copywriters.
I’m throwing a life jacket to frustrated freelancers with no gigs or clients at their virtual door!
Why did it work so fast?
I stopped pretending not to know about my BIG problems!
•Procrastination
•Time management
•Networking skills
•USP (Unique selling proposition)
Freelancers have a major breakdown to have a major build-up of success!
Do you have a safe opportunity every 4 days to ask questions directly about YOUR STRUGGLES?
🦉It’s not easy to pop open the zoom room of 50 members and they didn’t have time to answer my question in the chatbox.
👀It’s difficult for an introvert to ask questions in front of other strangers and friends!
🔵Takeaway: Quantum leap your insight, energy, and action by getting with a mentor in a private and safe zone.
With great clarity comes great success!
Will you get freaky earning more cash?
I’m not talking about being a shameless money crackerjack.
I’m talking about going down to the OBSESSED level!
Will you grab a magic marker and write your goals on the bathroom wall?
Come on! Are you seriously obsessed with your freelance copywriting career?
If your job is to put food on the table, then you should be busting out of your shell!
There is no freakin reason for you to be miserable each day of your freelance copywriting career.
If so, go back to a back-breaking job.
In my corner, we aren’t talking about past failures or wondering IF you’ll get a client.
You are at the top of the food chain.
You write words that get money.
All you have to do is write in the “LEVER” and jackpot!
Is your workspace giving you energy?
Do you have pictures and posters of beach vacations when borders open up?
Do you say to yourself, “I am a DAMN GOOD COPYWRITER! I know how to get leads on demand. I can do this today.”
Sounds simple and not important to do?
Let’s put it this way.
If I grab a sticky note and write with a black pen, “You will fail today. You suck at copywriting. Go back to coal mining!”
You won’t believe that little note at first…
But after a while, you’ll start humming and saying those deadly words as part of your habits.
Here is the takeaway: Everything is programming. Everything.
Leverage your environment as a freelance copywriter and place a HOT N’ TASTY USP for the squishy meat in your skull.
Create good problems and distractions.
Here is another thing I think will be helpful for your freelance copywriting career.
How Writing A Sentence Every Hour Can Stop You From Feeling Stuck
I have three best friends: My wife, my dog, and my journal.
Yea… I don’t think you need all the humans in the world to have success.
Like I said before, tiny hinges swing big doors.
And my little hinge to the success door is chatting with my journal all day long!
Writing to yourself at the top of the hour, and recording everything you did.
For example…
August 4th, 2020 7:09 am:
•I washed my hands and brushed my teeth.
•I walked the dog and talked to the Divine.
•I wrote a few bullet points for an upcoming essay.
•I ate a bowl of honey nut cheerios.
Not a bad hour for starting the day.
But what about the next 12 hours?
OH NO! I’m getting exposure to ZERO CASH actions.
As you trot throughout the day, you might start to ask yourself, “Self, what next?”
Giving yourself immediate exposure at the top of the hour is a big money lever!
Why?
Because you get an opportunity to grill yourself and stop pretending to be busy.
I had a ton of struggles in the past pretending to be busy.
“Oh, look, I’m at the computer! I’m so busy!”
“Flores… come on, man. You need to boost the needle. Checking Youtube and your google calendar is not being productive. Get unstuck, brother!”
Hour by hour, I’m checking into my notepad and questioning my actions.
Confusion leads to failure.
Clarity leads to success.
Let’s get down to the goods so you can 10x this problem and get you running strong in a matter of days!
I’m giving my visitors to this page a limited-time special offer!
A safe, private, 1-on-1 session to borrow my brain and hammer out the REAL problem to your freelance copywriter journey and start shifting cash in your direction.
You might be thinking, “I already know copywriting. I can write fast. I’m good at coming up with ideas! I know how to score gigs fast!”
Well, if that’s the case, hit the back arrow and keep up the good work!
Besides, I teach you nothing about becoming a faster copywriter or some bag of tricks to manipulate your audience into thinking something you are not.
Anywayz…
If you are in a rut right now and realize your dog doesn’t hunt for great leads anymore, NOW you’re in for a special opportunity!
“USP EXPRESS” is now LIVE for my connections and visitors.
You meet with me (and ONLY me) and we hammer out your SPECIFIC “gig race” problem while shifting your thinking forever about your positioning, aka, USP, aka, Unique Selling Proposition.
I’ll guide you with all my real-world freelance copywriter knowledge, energy, and power.
Here is my promise to you:
You will get CRYSTAL CLEAR!
You will get KNOWN in a crowded sea of copywriters!
You will get PAID in proportion to the problem you solve for the client!
I’m not talking Upwork gigs.
I’m talking about solid gigs that pay you for what you are worth.
But that’s not enough…
My offer for you is to get you crystal clear on your USP + action plan in 2 hours or less!
How long is going to read another 100-page book while wrestling for focus?
Overdue problem-solving in REAL-TIME.
You’ll enter curiously, and leave with earth-shattering truth!
It’s not expensive.
And it’s not cheap either.
I could offer it to you for free… but you might not show. Or do anything with it.
Don’t book a time with me if you aren’t serious about your freelance career.
This is ONLY for freelancers wanting to savor and steal real-world information and work the system for all it’s worth!
Imagine an agency or client paying you $1000 bucks for words?
And you do it again.
And again.
And again.
Your words have power.
Think of it this way…
I’ve seen guru books sell for up to $700 bucks!
That’s not with any sort of 1-on-1 communication to your DIRECT struggle!
I pack it in good for 2 hours + action plan, feedback, and you get the audio/video of the call.
You don’t have to worry about note-taking or “what did he say?” hiccups.
When the entire 7 WEEK “ULTIMATE USP EXPRESS” is launched, it’s going to be higher.
But not today.
Today, I’m offering you ONLY 1 rock-solid hour of “USP Express LIVE” & deploy cash actions as soon as TODAY!
Your ONE zoom call and message away from starting a new life…
GET YOUR USP LIVE & ACTION PLAN IN 1 HOUR OR LESS TODAY FOR $37!
Why $37?
For starters, this is for the freelancer who wants a serious look under the hood and nitrous boost their freelance brain without waiting for another book or course to “secret tactics” vibe.
All the answers are out there!
But it’s not shaking up freelancers enough to get going now!
$37 sets the tone for “Skin in the game.”
I want you to show up with your most grizzly questions.
I want you to take the call with real action steps and start working on it today!
I’ve been known to go well over the 2-hour mark with my clients (no additional charge, but no longer than 2.30 mark) to make sure you are grabbing a real dry grip on your freelance copywriting steering wheel!
What is “USP EXPRESS”?
I don’t know about you, but I can’t stand reading stacks of books or watching a million videos because time is critical!
I want you to get the truth once and for all!
And skip the long, unnecessary lines in a sea of crowded freelancers.
USP EXPRESS LIVE is not about writing faster or becoming clever clickbait for attention.
If you’re looking for copywriting secrets or hacks, USP is not for you.
USP EXPRESS LIVE is getting down to the rock bottom truth about your REAL-TIME positioning on Linkedin (or most social platforms).
•I’m not going to tell you to get a blog.
•Or build a list.
•Or read another book.
What you think is the problem, isn’t the problem.
You have a gig-splitting splinter in the back. You know it’s nagging and red… but you can’t reach it.
With all my power, I’m going to show you the power of “direct response signals” and amplify your position as fast as possible.
With an updated USP (Unique Selling Proposition) and action plan, you’ll know exactly how to navigate your content, DM’s, landing page, and bio in record time.
Imagine approaching your social media, email, and personal network connections with crystal clear “signals” without all the “I hope you’ll notice me” results.
You’ll begin to attract clients that respect your craft, without having to educate or beg to get your foot in the door!
Clarity, confidence, and action are built-in fast when your real problem is on the table!
EVERYTHING ELSE IS DISTRACTIONS!
You will leave the call with newfound power and a hot action plan!
Here is what Ghostwriter Linda Henson has to say…
Here is what Creative Copywriter, David Briggs has to say…
The way I see it:
A.) You can keep the dusty path, buy another course, network into the void, eagle eye Linkedin for “we are hiring a copywriter” while hordes of competition gnash each other, and wait for days for another client to magically pop up in your inbox.
Or…
B.) You can take my 2-hour “USP EXPRESS LIVE” session and hammer out your nasty freelance copywriter gig hunt problem for good. It’s a shortcut power punch solution than buying another book or hunting down another gig with lost energy.
The ball is in your court!
Stay hot out there!
P.S. If you aren’t satisfied with our call and implementation action plan after the call, you will get your $37 back!
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