3 Sloppy Writing Tips: An essay about writing faster and with a cluttered mind

Grab a beer and settle into your favorite undies. 

Here are my top three writing tips to writing faster with a cluttered mind. 

Let’s gooooo! 

  • Drink a beer and take a deep breath.Cheap beer has a way of starting a beauty buzz. Warm belly and sprinkly feel good chemicals. Next time you write, write with a buzz. 
  • Don’t shower for a day or twoBeing a caveman is fun. It’s like turning the editor off on everything. We all like the day to unwind and skip the buttoned up version in life. Skip the shower and just write. 
  • Order a pizzaIt can take a lot of time to pick up dinner or cook. Whip out your phone, order a pie, and write until it arrives. 

As you can see, it’s about turning the editor off on your predictive habits. Get sloppy. Get hairy. And have fun with it.